Cartoon Caption Contest
Submit Your Caption
Your caption for Contest 955 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Maggie Larson
Rate Submissions
Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #954.
Cartoon by Harry Bliss
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
Vote on Finalists
Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #953.
Cartoon by Mark Thompson
The Winner
Contest #951
Cartoon by Akeem Roberts
“He sold his soul for one year of ad-free streaming.”
Stephen Korba, Oxford, Ala.
Second Place
“You get the sense he’d be doing the same thing in Heaven.”
Matt Olszewski, New York City
Third Place
“They torture themselves now.”
John Day Tully, New Britain, Conn.
